Author Archives: S. Larson

BMW = Fauxthentic

BMW pipes in car noise so it sounds like you are actually driving.

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I Want That Disease

Alien Hand Syndrome. Is it strange that I am jealous of people who have it? I sure am sorry that I groped your breast. It’s just my alien hand – I have no control over it! Sorry about punching you … Continue reading

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Road Rage (google style)

I hate driving. I’m not bad at it – notwithstanding an unfortunate incident last month concerning a Budget rent a truck and a parked car (yes, I did leave a note). I just kind of dislike it in a very … Continue reading

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Robosigning For Fun And Profit

Anyone who has taken the time to Google my monicker will know that this one is dear to my heart. According to The Washington Post, GMAC Bank has been forced to halt thousands of foreclosure proceedings because of irregularities in … Continue reading

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It Wasn’t Me!

Bentley has issued a recall due to concerns of accidental impalement by their “Flying B” hood ornament. According to the Boston Herald: Bentley said one of its dealers noticed that corrosion frequently hits a spring mechanism designed to drop the … Continue reading

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News Article: Translated 9/1/10

Link Translation: Certain banks that were lucky recipients of federal bailout funds and below market interest rates at the Fed’s discount window are pressured by their benefactor (government) into selling foreclosed homes at a discount to organizations that are subsidized … Continue reading

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Puke Inspiring Video of the Day

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A Brave New World (of porn)

So with the advent of 3D television, is it any surprise that the race is on to make the first 3D porn movie?  50 years from now pimply teenagers will laugh about us old fogeys and our 2D skin flicks.  You found that…  … Continue reading

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Crazy Like a Fox – How To Erradicate Drug Use

A former president of Mexico, Vicente Fox, proposed a radical solution to drug related violence: Legalizing drugs. I’m not used to seeing politicians, foreign or domestic, suggest worthwhile solutions to social ills. Legalizing all drugs, soft and hard, has been … Continue reading

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Speaking Loudly

So a new study has concluded that our personalities tend to remain the same throughout our lives. No shit, huh?  I have it on good authority that another study will be released next week indicating that humans tend to wake up … Continue reading

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